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Age/Gender: 15, Male
Location: everywhere and nowhere
Job: ...no

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3/29/08

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Aura: Evil

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yo...

Posted by TOBIISEMO Oct. 18, 2008 @ 6:50 PM EDT

i wont be on for awile
talk to me on xbox live (abc123unmegrrl)

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PARDON OUR DUST

Posted by TOBIISEMO Sep. 27, 2008 @ 10:26 PM EDT

<\\> UNSC OFFICE OF NAVAL INTELLIGENCE
<\\> TAC-OPS LOGISTICS DATABASE [ONI.SEC.PRTCL-1A]

<\ * PRIORITY! * RESOURCE RE-ALLOCATION REQUEST

>> SENT: [DARE.V.500341(S1)]
>> RECEIVED: HEAVY CRUISER "SAY MY NAME" [SMN.ACTUAL]

\ PARTIAL VTT TRANSCRIPT AS FOLLOWS...

[SMN.ACTUAL]: "The situation on the ground isn't my concern."
[DARE.V.500341(S1)]: "I understand, Admiral. But I need --"
[EXPLOSION (4.0098s)]
[SMN.UNKNOWN]:[UNINTELLIGIBLE > PANIC(?)]
[SMN.ACTUAL]: "Empty archer pods six through twelve!"
[SMN.ACTUAL]: "Ready the MAC, and come about!"
[SMN.UNKNOWN]:[UNINTELLIGIBLE > INSUBORDINATION(?)]
[SMN.ACTUAL]: "It may have passed us, Lieutenant, but it's still in range."
[SMN.ACTUAL]: "Come about. And shoot it in the ass."
[EXPLOSION (2.3482s)]
[STATIC (3.8761s)]
[SMN.UNKNOWN]:[UNINTELLIGIBLE > COMPLIANCE(?)]
[DARE.V.500341(S1)]: "Admiral, about my squad?"
[DARE.V.500341(S1)]: "I've forwarded their NCO's name to your --"
[SMN.ACTUAL]: "Enough, Captain!"
[SMN.ACTUAL]: "If I survive this attack..."
[SMN.ACTUAL]: "I will deploy per my orders from Fleet HQ!"
[DARE.V.500341(S1)]: "Sir. I don't report to Fleet."
[DARE.V.500341(S1)]: "And the men I want? Now they don't either."
[DARE.V.500341(S1)]: "Please. Read my request."
[STATIC (2.8179s)]
[EXPLOSION (3.0194s)]
[STATIC (7.4501s)]
[SMN.ACTUAL]: "Didn't think you S1 types ever left your cave."
[DARE.V.500341(S1)]: "Desperate times..."
[SMN.ACTUAL]: "Alright, Captain. You've got your squad."
[SMN.ACTUAL]: "If I survive the attack."
[EXPLOSION (2.9016s)]
[SMN.ACTUAL]: "And right now? That'll take a genuine act of God."
[DARE.V.500341(S1)]: "I'll see what I can do."

\ ~ REQUEST COMPLETE
\ DATABASE CLOSED \>

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im connected to xbox live

Posted by TOBIISEMO Sep. 24, 2008 @ 3:07 AM EDT

send me your gamer tags
mines abc123unmegrrl
create a profile plz

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Updated: 09/26/08 9:44 PM 3 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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Happy Madness Day

Posted by TOBIISEMO Sep. 21, 2008 @ 11:42 PM EDT

go play ng rumble as hank or watch madness

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I Know Its 24 Hours Later But...

Posted by TOBIISEMO Sep. 20, 2008 @ 7:30 PM EDT

I GOT STAR WARS FORCE UNLEASHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its fucking gotwsome (goth lyfe joke)

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WOOT!!! MAX PAYNE MOVIE OCTOBER 17

Posted by TOBIISEMO Sep. 17, 2008 @ 4:40 PM EDT

Coming together to solve a series of murders in New York City are a DEA agent (Wahlberg) whose family was slain as part of a conspiracy and an assassin (Kunis) out to avenge her sister's death. The duo will be hunted by the police, the mob, and a ruthless corporation.

Mark Wahlberg-Max Payne
Mila Kunis-Mona Sax
Beau Bridges-BB Hensley
Ludacris-Jim Bravura
Donal Logue-Alex Balder
Chris O'Donnell-Jason Colvin
Joel Gordon-Owen Green
Kate Burton-Nicole Horne
Rico Simonini-Detective Amerini
Ted Atherton-Detective Shipman
Bill Boyd-Bravura's driver
Marianthi Evans-Michelle Payne

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Uchiha Sauske

Posted by TOBIISEMO Sep. 12, 2008 @ 9:26 PM EDT

I am Sasuke Uchiha.I WILL AVENGE MY CLAN!!!(also go to my last post)

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Updated: 09/13/08 12:26 AM 9 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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2 girls 1 cup

Posted by TOBIISEMO Sep. 12, 2008 @ 6:00 PM EDT

THIS SHIT IS SIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!*pukes*

The first reaction

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Im Bo Yo

Posted by TOBIISEMO Sep. 7, 2008 @ 5:13 PM EDT

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New Math

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Send a pm for lyrics

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Updated: 09/07/08 5:16 PM 3 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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Whats up bitchez im back

Posted by TOBIISEMO Sep. 4, 2008 @ 11:27 PM EDT

yo i finally got a generator so i got power

Guess who's back, back again
Shady's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back...

I've created a monsta, 'cause nobody wants to
See Marshall no more, they want Shady,
I'm chopped liver.
Well, if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that will jumpstart my heart quicka
Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
By the doctor when I'm not cooperating
When I'm rockin' the table while he's operating "Hey!"
You waited this long to stop debating
'Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know that you got a job Mrs. Cheney
But your husband's heart problem is complicating
So the FCC won't let me be,
Or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty without me.
So come on dip, bum on your lips
Jump back
Jiggle a hip, and wiggle a bit,
And get ready 'cause this shits about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, "Fuck you Debbie!"

Chorus:
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without me

Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feelin' like prisoners, helpless,
'Till someone comes along on a mission and yells "BITCH!"
A visionary, vision a scary, could start a revolution,
Polluting' the air waves
A rebel,
So let me just revel and bask,
In the fact that I got everyone kissin' my ass
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my ass, you asked for me?
Well I'm back (Da Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) fix your bent antenna
Tune it in and then I'm gonna enter
up and under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
"Testing: Attention Please!"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 cents, my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

(Chorus)

Verse 3:
A tisk-it a task-it,
I go tit for tat with anybody who's talkin' this shit, that shit
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards,
And Moby?, you can get stoned by Obie,
You 36 year-old bald-headed fag blow me
You don't know me, you're too old
Let go, it's over, nobody listens to techno
Now let's go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol (knife scrapes)
But sometimes the shit just seems,
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting,
But it's just me I'm Discussing
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley,
To do Black music so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy! (Hey!)
There's a concept that works
20 million other white rappers emerge
But no matta how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty without me

(Chorus)

(Sung twice:)
qa-ma-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
qa-La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

"Kids!"

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