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is anyone ever on?

Posted by TOBIISEMO Aug. 27, 2008 @ 9:14 PM EDT

im getting real board

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my powers probably gonna go out

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i got to wondering,

Posted by TOBIISEMO Aug. 27, 2008 @ 2:56 AM EDT

what if someone mixed the byakugan and sharingan?
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also send me a friend requestDylans myspace
vote plz(here is MARILYN MANSON :: This Is Halloween

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im out...

Posted by TOBIISEMO Aug. 26, 2008 @ 6:44 PM EDT

of ideas. got any?
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figure it out yourself
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"Find them! Kill the Merc and Capture the Mage! She is the only one left in the region!" Officers yelled at enlisted while they passed over the hiding place. I tossed the pack to Julia, the Mage they were looking for. She put it on her back as I flipped my hood and covered up my silver Armor with the White Cloak. I then left the sewer into the alley. I snuck out into the streets and broke a window. I then signaled her over and I Helped her into the store. We collected some dried fruits, salted Meat, some medical equipment, skins of wine and water and a few loaves of bread. I kicked the door down with my sword drawn and led accross the street into the harbor.
Wade and his horse, Lighting Foot were waiting at the edge of the Harbor with a boat good enough to carry supplies, three people and a horse. I helped Julia and Lighting Foot into the boat and, with Wade, used oars to move the boat across the river. when we got to the other side, we could see the guards at the edge preparing a few boats to go across. when they dragged Angor-made boats into the water, they all collapsed by the current and its remains were washed down the river.
I laughed. "Stupid Anogor Bastards. Only Tarinain Boats could cross these rivers." I said as I grabbed a pack full of equipment. Wade got the medical bag and Julia got the food bag. Wade went ahead to scout the dark forest while Julia and I stayed here.
"Thank you Igott." She said.
"No problem." I said. She kissed me on the cheek.
Suddenly, a voice rang out. "There they are! Get them!"
"Fuck! Run Julia!" I said as I drew my longsword. Julia nodded and ran. I looked to see Angor Guards around me. I dug my left foot deeper into the ground. The Guard behind me attacked and I spun and kicked him in the chin. Another guard charged at me. I Jumped, landed on his shoulders and shoved my sword straight down. A guard found an opportunity and slashed my back. I screamed in pain and fell off the dead soldier, The last thing I saw a knight In Black come to my aid and began to slaughter the guards.

I woke up with Julia over me.
"Wade! He's awake!" She said. I smiled and got up. I then remembered that I was slashed in the back. I Lifted up My shirt and felt my back fully healed. I Looked where the leather part of my armor was cut and it worked.
"You're a good fighter out there." A man said. I turned and saw the Knight, the same Knight that saved me.
"You too." I turned to Wade. "Where are we?"
"About three Kilometers from Iras." Wade said. "That Knight, a Battlemage, and a Archer went straight through those guards. I saw it when I got back and joined the fight. Julia came out of nowhere and She mastered the Rock Spike spell. Then the Battlemage healed you."
Julia smiled and I smiled back. A man and a woman came out of the woods.
"Sir, Bandits are coming this way." The man said. "Oh, and hello merc, I'm Al and she's Winry."
The knight turned to us. "Can you fight?" he asked us.
"I can, I trained with my father, He was a Royal Guard." I said.
"I'm good with a Lance." Wade said.
"I'm a Mage. You saw what I could do." Julia said.
Then Bandits in leather armor Crashed through the trees brandishing their axes and swords. I strapped on the final part of my armor and drew my longsword. A big man, I'm guessing the leader, came up to the Knight.
"Well, well, youse gots to knows that's this are my turf. We take the ladies now." He eyed Julia. Out of blind rage, I charged at the leader and stabbed him in the neck. I pulled out the crimson-gleaming sword and shoved it in again, and again, and then finally one last time. The bandits gave a war cry and they charged at us. I pulled my sword out of the corpse and shoved it into a bandit that was about to take my head off. A few other bandits were screaming and on fire, huh, I guess Al is good. to other bandits were on the Knight's Giant sword and Wade was on Thunder foot swinging his Hildebrand and decapitating Bandits. Winry jumped into a tree and was killing the climbing bandits. It was not a skirmish, it was a slaughter. As I watched, A bandit was able to sneak up on me, he kicked me down and tried to beat me with his mace. I parried the attacks, but I couldn't get back up. Then he flew off. A man walked over to the bandit's body and removed a dagger.
"Hello, I'm a Nightblade of the Vahli Kingdom, My name is Vince." He said as I got back up.

I got back up and shook Vince's hand. Wade Grabbed the packs and put them on Thunder Foot. The knight let Winry climb on his back and Al flipped his hood. Julia smiled and I tossed her a dagger I pulled off a Bandit. We packed up and perpared to leave.

After a day of walking, we stopped for the night. Wade made a fire and Vince went hunting with Winry. The knight talked to Al and I ate and went to bed.

"Yo! Igott! Igott! Hello?" Wade said. Gunshots rung throughout the Afghan town. This is odd i thought, I have a oddly shaped rod and Wade is not wearing his blue armor but some material. I wasn't wearing my armor either. Instead I was wearing tan pants, a (Im guessing cotton) shirt, and a heavy Leather-like armor. Then it came to me: this is another dimension, I was wearing Dragon skin and I was holding a SCAR combat Rifle, then Rita came on the HUD of My sunglasses.
"Guys, one Lt. Raf wants to see you guys on the other side of town." she said. She looked strangely like Julia, but not as intimate to me.
"Aww Fuck Rita, Why can't he meet us at the base?" Wade said.
"Because, There is no way for his platoon to get there." She said.
"Come on Wade." I said as I left the protection of cover and began to advance with His cover fire. I slid into a crate and began to fire at the heavy machine gun emplacement. Suddenly, there was a Shot and I woke up.

"What's wrong?" Julia asked. I got up and got a piece of parchment out of the packs. I then began to draw the SCAR as i finished the party surrounded me. They looked at the weapon. I finished it. And showed it to them.
"Does anyone know what this is?" I asked. They were all silent for a moment.
"Enlighten us." Vince said.
"This is a SCAR Combat rifle. I got it from a dream." I said. "I feel this will come to this land."
"Yeah right," Al said, "Not even the Battlemages' Guild can think of that."
They all sighed and left me alone, expect Julia. Her eyes filled with tears and she left.
I bowed my head and got up. I walked into the forest. After a hour of walking, I was kicked in the gut and knocked out.

I woke up chained to a wall. An all, female bandit group was circled around me. They were small and their piercing red eyes scared me. There were two other corpses and three other living humans, seeing that they were still asleep, I was guessing that they were brought in at the same time. My armor, weapons, and other items were gone and I was completely naked. I tried to get out, but there was no avail. Then their leader came, He wore black armor and had a Golden sword at his side. He smirked and snapped his fingers, two females marched up to me. the first one cut into my gut with her finger nail, while the other one cut into my left leg. they began to lap the blood and they slowly moved closer to my manhood. When they got to it, they stopped, and receded. A bigger one came up to me and punched me in the stomach. I then blacked out.

"Shit! Igott!" Wade screamed as he ran over to me. The sniper got me good. Blood was coming out of the wound that hit me in the left shoulder. Wade dragged me as I shot the advancing enemies with my HK-47, Rita was on screen looking at me with worry. Then Wade got me behind cover, he pulled a package from his bag and slapped it on me, It stung badly. Wade gave me a second and then He pulled me up. Ah, Nano-docs, they save lives. I pulled out my Binoculars and spotted the sniper, Wade had his RPG-7 ready.
"60 degrees up, 40 degrees left." I said. He took the safety off and fired the defining rocket. It hit the roost right on target. The sniper flew out of the exploding roost and 15 ft down into the hot desert sand. Wade put the RPG-7 away and took point. I then woke up.

My body was aching, my cuts still open and one giant bruise covered my stomach. Suddenly, the guards were flew out into the dark room and a figure ran from where they flew from. It decapitated the first one and stabbed the other. They both screamed in pain as they died. Then it walked up to me and released me. It flipped it's hood, it was a girl, about the age of 18, she had violet hair and a wryly smile. I grabbed my clothes, armor and weapons, put them on and helped the intruder free the other three captives.
"So, what's your name?" I asked.
"I am Nivian, a Agent of the Resistance. I was here to find two missing Nightblades." She said as she motioned towards the hanging bodies.
"Oh." I said.
"So who are you?" she asked.
"I'm Igott. I got ambushed as I took a walk." I said as I released the first person.
"I'm John, a Knight of Valhi and This is Cassandra, my fellow Scout" He said as he put on his clothes. I Unlocked Cassandra and began to work on the final one, a 40-year old man.
"Thanks," he said. "I'm Will, i am a Sorcerer of the Sage's Council."
We all stopped. I knew him, he was Julia's father or the Head of Alchemy within The Council.
I released him and gave him his clothes. He quickly put them on and I drew my sword.
"Let's get out of here." I said. I then led the group out of the Chamber.

The fight was brutal, John had a giant claymore and he was on a roll. Cassandra kept the enemies form getting in his weak spots. Will summoned a pair of skeleton warriors and began to freeze the enemy as the warriors broke them with their war hammers. I led the fight through the tunnel. Then finally, we were out in the sunlight. The bandits kept in the shade for fear of burning. Nivian led the group into the forest. After two hours of walking, we finally got into familiar territory. I then led the group east. When we got the the camp that was formed last night, the only thing there was a pile of ash and a few my bag. I picked it up and put it on my back. I nodded to Cassandra and she ran ahead.
We moved forward. About for three more hours we continued east then we saw Cassandra and my old party. They were moving fast by horse. I ran ahead. Then I fell through a hole. Lucky me....

I hit the cold ground face first. Blood trickled down from my nose as i got up. I guess I broke it. I looked at my surroundings, It looked like ruins. I looked up at the tunnel leading straight down, It was too high up to send rope down. There was a tunnel in front of me, so I decided to take the tunnel out. I picked up my bag and ran down the tunnel.

It was very big. There were multiple rooms with nothing in it. Then I arrived at the end. It was a big chamber with Five chests, The Columns still stood nobly. In the middle of the chamber laid a sword It was big and black. It had ancient engravings down the blade. I tried to pull it out the stone, but there was no avail. I opened the chests and found a Golden and black armor, again, not intended for a person like me. So, I bowed my head and walked back to where i fell into this rabbit hole. Suddenly, I flew into the cavern wall. The leader of those bandits held me against the wall.
"Well, well, you thought you could escape me... It's sad to say for you, but I can hunt you down." He pressed me even tighter against the wall. Then he kicked me straight through the wall. I flew into another chamber and hit the ground. Something blunt was stuck in my back, I rolled over and saw the SCAR. It was dirty but there was a box of ammo over by where I was flung in.
The leader jumped through the hole and slowly walked over.
"You have killed my troop, insulted my race, and now you are on the ground like a coward." he said as I grabbed the gun. I took the cartridge out and looked into it. Good, bullets. I quickly remembered how to load it and i cocked it.
He laughed. "Fool! There is no arrow in that." he said.
"I don't need an Arrow." I said. His smile went blank right when i opened fire. i got him in the arm, but he got away, I got back up and grabbed the ammo pack and put it on. I then chased him out. When I got to the chamber where I fell into this place. he was already climbing. I aimed the gun and opened fire. all misses. I jumped and caught the edge of the tunnel and began to climb.
I Jumped out of the tunnel and onto the surface world. I had the gun ready and cocked. it was dark. Then I saw the party with their weapons drawn, but they stood still with fear in their eyes, I tuned and saw the worst. The Bandit had Julia's neck revealed and his fangs drawn. She had tears in her eyes and she was completely scared.
"Don't do anything, I do not want my daughter dead." Will said. I kept the gun ready, but not aimed at him, It was too dark. Suddenly, the Bandit's brain exploded. He let go of the girl as his corpse fell.
"What the hell was that?" Wade asked.
"Oh yeah! Head Shot!" Someone screamed. It sounded like me. Then the Igott in my dream appeared with a sniper rifle in his hands.
The party seemed confused.
"Listen," He said, "That equipment down there belong to the Black Knight. But you still got something out of it. The ability to summon me."
"Wow, that is cool." I said.
"But you're era cannot have that SCAR. It's just too early." He said. "Give me the gun. you'll find your weapon one day." He extended his left hand.
I looked down at the SCAR. I wanted to keep it, but it was just too advanced. After a few moments of Hesitation, I gave it to him.
"Take care of Julia." He said.
"And you take care of Rita." I said.
He put the rifle down and shook my hand. He then disappeared leaving a small orb. I put the orb in my pocket and returned with the group.
"Let's free the lands of Angor." I said.

I led the knight down into the ruins, He grabbed the Giant Sword, The Reaper, and he told me to leave, so I went back to the hanging rope and climbed back up to the camp. I was able to find a bundle of 15 large tents, large enough to have 2 people in. I was bunked with Wade and Julia was bunked with her father. When 1a.m. came by, we both left our tents and went into the ruins. She tossed me down a blanket and we ran to one of the empty rooms, I laid the Blanket down and we began to kiss, she took off my shirt and I took of hers to reveal her perfect breasts.
"Damn they must be D's!" My counterpart remarked as he came into the room, Julia yelped and hid behind me and I stood facing him. He tossed me a little package, "Here, use this, Put it on your dick and fuck her or she can be on top." He said as he faded. I put it in my pocket. I turned around and resumed kissing her, I began to stroke her ass as I pulled her long skirt down. She pulled my pants down and began to stroke me. I then put my hand in her panties as I pulled them down with the other hand. She Moaned in pleasure and then she stooped kissing and smiled lustfully as she laid me down on the blanket. By now, My cock was hard as steel. She pulled back, Then I shoved my cock straight into her. She gasped in surprise.
"Sorry." I said.
She smiled, "Take me now, we've lived in the same house, on the same street, and the same town for 20 years, Just please, take me now."
I nodded and she began to ride my cock slowly, then faster and harder. She was moaning constantly and I enjoyed the fresh wetness of her on me. Then I could feel it, I knew what it was. I began to struggle and rub her clit. She moaned even louder and went faster. Right when we were about to cum I quickly pulled my cock out and came all over her tits. she moaned as she exploded all over my cock, lines of bloody cum went down her legs. She cast a water spell and cleaned us up. We then put on our clothes, kissed quickly and went back up to the camp.

Everyone was asleep, No lantern was lit and no tent flap was open. I crawled back into my tent and went back to sleep with a smile.

heres my email-johnxx117@gmail.com
myspace-myspace.com/john_117x
yu-gi-oh card maker

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The War Is Over..

Posted by TOBIISEMO Aug. 23, 2008 @ 2:15 AM EDT

dont let fuliculi trick you
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This Is The End

Posted by TOBIISEMO Aug. 22, 2008 @ 5:06 PM EDT

The War May Be Over,
BUT WE WILL NEVER DIE!!!!!!
Fuliculi Survivers:
godpervert
albinotitan
And My Self

igott Survivers:
Wyvvern-Guy

Hearken, sons of the glorious Empire...
Here we stand upon the Field of Blood...
Though this day we may die,
Our legend shall live forever.

PM me if u got questions

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Knights,TO WAR!!!!!

Posted by TOBIISEMO Aug. 17, 2008 @ 2:38 PM EDT

We must destroy the humans and elves
I,Lestat,in my new armor and blade,declare War on the Elves and Humans that opose me! DARMON 'NAZABAREN.......VAE VICTOR !!!

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......im board......

Posted by TOBIISEMO Jul. 28, 2008 @ 12:44 PM EDT

go here:
cortana and the second impact
Email me at:chrisuks3@g-m-a-i-l-.com(no dashes)

THIS IS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remnants of Delta Halo on Google Earth

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The Devil Went Down to Georgia(full song)

Posted by TOBIISEMO Jul. 19, 2008 @ 4:09 AM EDT

The devil went down to Georgia
He was lookin' for a soul to steal
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind
And he was willing to make a deal
When he came across this young man
Sawing on a fiddle and playing it hot
And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump
And said, "Boy let me tell you what
"I guess you didn't know it
But I'm a fiddle player too
And if you'd care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you"
"Now you play pretty good fiddle, son
But give the devil his due
I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you"
The boy said "My name's Johnny
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best that's ever been"
Johhny you resin up your bow
And play your fiddle hard
'Cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia
And the devil deals the cards
And if you win
You get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose
The devil gets your soul
The devil openned up his case
And he said "I'll start this show"
And fire flew from his fingertips
As he resined up his bow
And he pulled the bow across the strings
And it made an evil hiss
Then a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this
When the devil finished Johnny said
"Well you're pretty good, old son
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done"
{Refrain}
Fire on the mountain, run boys run
The devil's in the house of the rising sun
Chicken in the bread pan pickin' out dough
Granny does your dog bite, no child no
The devil bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden fiddle
On the ground at Johnny's feetJohnny said "Devil, just come on back
If you ever want to try again
But I told you once, you son of a bitch
I'm the best that's ever been"
He played
Fire on the mountain, run boys run
The devil's in the house of the rising sun
Chicken in the bread pan pickin' out dough
Granny does your dog bite, no child no
And it burned inside his mind the way he suffered that defeat
In the darkest pits of hell the devil hatched an evil plan
To tempt the fiddle player for he's just a mortal man
"The sin of pride," the devil cried is what will do you in
"I thought we had this settled, I'm the best there's ever been."
Johnny did you ever know that time keeps marching on
The coldest hour is the one comes just before the dawn
The devil's back in Georgia will you stand up to the test
Or will you let the devil be the best?
"In truth I haven't played much since the baby came in June
But give me half a minute an' I'll get this fiddle back in tune"
The devil grabbed the golden fiddle out of Johnny's hand and said
"Though I'm the fiddle player underground and I walk upon the land"
"Y'all just better be just turnin' back if you want this boy to win
'Cos practice is the only cure for the predicament he's in"
"Now devil it would be a sin for you to get my bow
You go on back to hell and to the wood shed I will go"
Johnny are you practising or will your hands grow cold?
The devil walks the land and plays a fiddle made of gold
Can you hear the babe a crying, will he ever know
The devil wants his daddy's very soul?
"Before we play I want to thank you for letting God's own Word ring true
He said you can't be trusted" "Yes but what you gonna do?"
"Well you get your fiddle devil if you think that you can win
'Cos I beat you once you old dog and I can whip your butt again"
John Brown's green, the devil is red
Mama's little baby loves shortnin' bread
The devil's dream is that he can win
But Johnny is the best that's ever been

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im a taco kid

Posted by TOBIISEMO Jul. 1, 2008 @ 12:14 PM EDT

I'm a taco kid, as delicious as can be you'd be delicious to if you were sponsored like me. I've got cheese in the middle and lettuce on my face. Mexicans eat me to get energy so they can cross the border without getting a penalty.
I'm, famous loveable and shown in the hands of all sorts of things, witch include monkeys, dogs and immigrants in small vans.
I don't cut my wrist, I don't dress in drag, I'm not American so I can't call it freedom of expression and chicas can't call me a fag.
Because I'm just a taco, I have lots of brothers because my mom's a Mexican teenager from Honduras. If you don't like this rhyme don't have a fit just because I'm a taco kid.
Taco, Taco, Taco, Taco kid, born in Mexico, Made by Mexicans, ingredients made by Portuguese, I don't drink our water because it carry's all sorts of diseases. Yes people don't like people who cut them selves and are dark but at least I'm crossing with a green card, Going to be eaten by fat, skinny, gay, redneck Americans because that's America, very few Mexicans not lots a blacks going to be eaten me cause there's no licking, they'll be next door in KFC eating fried chicken.
No I'm not racist I just am right fuck Bush mind of Mencia all night, I like Latin kings, no I'm not in gangs I just like bullets and sharp pointy things. Cause I'm a taco kid.
If you don't like it go cut yourself cause you're a low life gothic dark emotional little fagot. Skid, ,Breed, Slip, and ICP the only good bands in American history, all we got is a poser called daddy Yankee another 50 cent.
We don't buy homes we just rent cause were cheap like jews big like black and we got groups of white mother fuckers planning to attack. This is the end of this rhyme you better not cause we wont be releasing another one cause well already be deported.

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